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Location: Lake City MN | Thought you guys might get a kick out of this. I may have even seen it here before but it is one of those things that makes me smile every time I read it. Hope everyone has a great Holliday Season......
Loren Waalkens
Dear Abby:
I've never written to you before, but I need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual signs -- if my phone rings, I pick it up and the person on the other end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just some friends from work; you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down that I just don't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I really checked on her. Around midnight I decided to hide in the garage behind my fishing tackle so that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my fishing rods, when I noticed that the graphite shaft on my Ugly Stick ultra-light fishing rod that I had used for panfish only twice appeared to have a hairline crack right by the 2nd line guide. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the Bass Pro shop where I bought it?
Signed,
Perplexed in Jackson County - Wisconsin
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Location: DeForest, WI | That is some funny stuff right there. | |
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Location: Orland Park, IL | Nice. | |
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Location: Rhinelander | I'd worry about that Ugly Stick, too; those are supposed to be about bulletproof. | |
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Dear Abby