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| Now mind you I am not a fan of the jailbird gang here in MN, but I thought of you guys across the river, and since most of you sway this way, and from the beer
Green Bay Packer Fan Application
I know most of you Vikings fans will be in a hurry for this. Get them turned in fast...
Application to Become a Green Bay Packer Fan:
Name:___________________________
CB Handle:______________________
Neck Shade:
____ Light Red
____ Medium Red
____ Dark Red
Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3)
Upper _______
Lower _______
Mobile Home Color:
____ Two-tone, brown & white
____ Two-tone pink & white
____ Faded green
Model of Pickup Truck: _________________
Size of Tires: _________________________
Length of Right Leg: ___________________
Length of Left Leg: _____________________
Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and you must be able to
check at least 20 items from the questions below. Note that good
Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the
questions.
1. My favorite music:
___ Country
___ Western
___ Anything played on an accordion
2. My favorite meal:
___ Head Cheese & Old Milwaukee
___ Venison Sausage & Old Milwaukee
___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee
___ Pickled Pigs Feet
___ $5.99 Fish Fry
___ 7 courses: Brat & six-pack
3. Preferred Weapon:
___ 12 Gauge
___ Tire Iron
___ Forehead
___ Chain Saw
___ Ice Auger
4. Primary Auto:
___ *67 Ford Galaxy
___ *67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
___ *67 ford Galaxy with *73 Chevy Impala Transmission
___ *67 Ford Galaxy with *73 Chevy Impala Transmission and
*71 Buick Wagon engine
5. I usually greet people by saying:
___ Ya Hey Dere,
___ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch a Old Women,
___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison liberals and
just linemup and shootem
6. I can count to:
___ 10
___ 20, If I take off my boots.
7. I bought part of the *Frozen Tundra*
___ Yes
___ No...but wish I would have
8. Favorite Reading:
___ Fishing Facts
___ Beer Bottle Labels
___ Guns and Ammo
___ Today*s Mercenary magazine
___ Polka Digest.
9. Things in my front yard:
___ Various Kitchen Appliances
___ Car on Blocks
___ Transmissions
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season)
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)
10. My favorite colors are:
___ Green
___ Gold
___ I*m color blind...except when I have my *Beer Goggles* on.
11. I mostly wear:
___ Polyester pants with snags
___ Polyester pants with holes
___ Green Bay Belt buckle
12. The most memorable event I ever attended:
___ Minocqua Moose call competition
___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
___ Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest
13. My favorite entertainment:
___ Deer hunting while drinking
___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking
___ Snowmobiling while drinking
14. Pick one:
___ Someone is helping me read this
___ Someone is reading this for me
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| Moreeyes, Ya'll just jealous! |
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Location: Elgin, Illinois | I answered yes to everythng except; I'm not real fond of accordian music anymore... My third wife played the "cordine"!!!
And, I don't like football and live in Illinois... Guess I have to move and start watching more football...
Edited by hgmeyer 1/18/2008 12:55 PM
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Location: Manitowoc, WI | Kirt,
I rewrote your application and made a couple of improvements to it so it applies to you and your ViQueen fans.
Application to Become a Loser ViQueen Fan:
Name:_________Moreyes__________________
Mother: Unknown
Father: I just call him Uncle Dad
Highest year of school completed: 2nd grade....is there more schooling needed in MN after 2nd grade?
Favorite family memory: That day Mommy showed me what she made in the toilet.
Model of Pickup Truck: Unknown.....I haven't figured out which pedal is for what yet.
1. My favorite music: Jawharp
2. My favorite meal: Eating my own chicklets after I went to a Packer-ViQueen game, watched the Viqueens lose again, got lippy and someone punched me out.
3. Preferred Weapon: My brain.....at least it's harmless.
4. I usually greet people by saying: can I sell you my sister so I can afford to see a dentist?
5. I can count to: 2 on a good day.
6. I bought part of the *Frozen Tundra*: No because we wouldn't let your dumbaxx own a piece of the frozen tundra.
7. Favorite Reading: How to marry my sister in 5 easy lessons.....I wish you luck with this one Moreyes.
8. Things in my front yard: No yard....too stupid to have a job so I don't have a yard either.
9. Favorite Holiday: Halloween in 2010....that's the day my Uncle Dad gets out of jail.
10. Favorite thing you ever saw: The Vikings win the Super Bowl.....OOPS, that has never happened....MY BAD!!!!
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Location: Appleton wi | Ha ha |
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| MAN YOUSE GUYS REALLY NEEED A LIFE!!!!!!!!
oh by the way where do we send the application toooo!!!!!! lmao |
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| Relax, sheesh, I found humor in it
If the queens packed up and moved I would give them some gas money, I have not watched them in years
DKDC - 1/18/2008 6:15 PM
hey pussified jerry,
find the humor a-hole, oh yeah constipated old jerk offs like you are the reason nobody posts on this site!
Edited by moreyes 1/18/2008 8:54 PM
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Location: Lincoln Park, Mi | Lighten up. At least he isn't one of those Packer fans taping a jersey to his kid and getting a restraining order because of it. LOL He is on the Packer nut watch list though.  |
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I watched the news here in the land of purple and police blotter, yus guys with the cheese on your heads aren't revved up are you????
jerry - 1/19/2008 5:03 AM
LOL.....Hey DKDC,
We have fun here with many different things. Moreyes and I know each other. I have no problem with his post and I do find humor in it. The given is that if you choose to post things like this expect someone to jump back, which is what I did under my name. If you are man enough to call me names I would at least hope you have the balls to use your true identity. Given your inability to construct a sentence and spell correctly, you are probably some pedofile from the wrong side of the Mississippi.
Thanks for posting DKDC. You are right....maybe if more people like you grab themselves and try to type we'll get more responses. Good luck with your complex......try therapy next time!!! |
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| I bet it's hard for a Vikings Fan to get exited about anything. When Ziggy bought that used car of a football team the wheels about fell of.
I know it's hard to imagine that there is actually football played outdoors in a stadium that doesnt smell like mold, seating that peices together like a bad set of legos, and tailgating...wait there's eight people that actually tailgate outside the Dumpry Dome ????
People who actually support a team no matter what are called FANS, you cant consider yourselves as such due to these facts...
1) you cant sell out your HOME OPENER, you have to count on FOX Sports to buy 5,000 seats so the game doesnt get blacked out.
2) your players are true "role models"
3) you pump artificial crowd noise into a stadium who's structural foundation cant even handle the stress...P.S. we all know what those giant speakers on the sideline are really for.
4) your season ticket waiting list...wait there is one??? I heard that in order to sell out games next year McDonalds picked up all the leftovers and every time you "Super Size" it in Minnesota you can peel a game ticket off of the 42oz soda of your choice.
Hey Minnesota take a lesson from the Wild, the only real team you have in the entire state, stick to being the "State of Hockey"...you're actually good at that !
Love,
The NFC CHAMPS
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Location: Otterlake MI | hey are you guys sure that those arn't apps for a lions fan oh sorry it didn't say any thing about putting a bag on your head so no one sees you at the game |
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| One more question for all you Vikings fans...
The Packers have had more starting quarterbacks in the last 15 years than you have had championships
ONE
wooooooooooo thats nice !!!!!!! |
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| the question is...
how do you feel about that ???
Really
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| How do you feel now? HAHAHAHAHAAHA |
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| I feels really good about the season.None predicted or imagined they would finish13-3,win the division and be playing for nfc championship. Felt great to be one of the best again. Its to bad viking fans and bears fans hide behind a monitor screen cause there to coward to use there real name. It must be just a poison running through your blood i guess thats the reasoning behind your cowardness. Unfortunatly for you you probally will die a coward and more than likely everyone that knows you already thinks that of you! |
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| The above from a guy who posted under an alias...LOL
It's only a game,
Steve |
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Location: Appleton wi | Steve i full realize its only a game and if you have spent any amount of time visiting this site you would know my alias is common on here under eye lunker i just wasnt logged in. There are plenty of anti packer fans on here who post there opinion and they dont hide behind a screen. Its no different than any other post if you wanna join in the fun and have poeple take you serious,joke around than log in if you have to hide behind your screen as a guess and start ripping expect to get ripped back! |
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| Sorry man, but all this football/sports ranting is the reason I don't post to boards anymore, and seldom take the time to read them. Guess i just got sucked in for the moment again.
Have in the past over 1000 posts on Musky Boards before i gave that up as I got fed up with people who couldn't grow up.
I think there is already way to much hate and bitterness in the world without adding to it with negative banter about meaningless sports entertainment.
I came here to refresh my walleye fishing skills as it's been all musky all the time for quite awhile. Now I am going back to my roots to get my kids involved in fishing.
I wouldn't want them reading this forum, to much non-fishing related garbage. To bad really.
Steve W. is a a good guy, and these sites are very nicely done. It's no dig on the "Walleye/Muskie First" folks. I have always found their responses positive and thoughtful.
But...
I just wish a fishing site could be just that , a fishing site.
Oh well, lesson learned.
Steve
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Location: Rhinelander | Come on Steve, I hear WAY worse than anything I see here coming form School Bus windows. 'Garbage'?
Never said message boards are for everyone. That's why we have SOOOOO much more to offer here.
The Packer's offense got their fannies handed to them in the second half. New York's defense played pretty well and took away what was left of the 'running game' under the conditions. We'll see how that works this weekend against the 18 and 0 team, I actually am thinking it might be a game. May miss it though, Sue and I might be trying to catch an 'eye out on the ice...it's going to WARM UP!!
All that aside, I'm not a football fan, really. Gets in the way of my fall fishing and hunting.
Meaningless...no more than NASCAR...or baseball...or maybe competitive angling... |
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Green Bay Packer Fan Application