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walleye express
Posted 3/30/2008 9:35 AM (#67775)
Subject: The Dream.



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I suspect many of you from different areas of the country have the same problems we do here with opening day headaches. You know what I'm talking about. People who have not started their outboards since last summer, or have trailer or other maintenance problems they should have kept up with, that always manifest themselves right at the ramp while their launching. Or the guys who simply don't know boating or really care about ramp ediquate. You tolerate these things the best you can, but it detracts from your own enjoyable experience. I used to deal with this like everybody else did for the longest time, but the whole experience was not condusive to having a good time for me, so I removed myself from this poison atmosphere and go during the week after the opener. And this post is not meant to cause trouble of degrade anybody new to the whole fishing experience. So please do not take it that way.

But I had a weird and kinda funny dream about the opener, after a late supper and a #20 Vikaden for my ankle and shoulder pain that I would like to share.

Dreamed I was launching on the Tittabawassee River on opening day with a friend and his wife. As we were in route I was telling him about the rudeness, the wait, the four letter words and just the sheer hassle we would encounter on the river being it was opening day of walleye season.

Well when we arrived at the ramp (and as expected) there were cars and trailers lined up all the way through the parking lot out to the road. But for some reason everybody was smiling and waving me through and around them down to the ramp. When I positioned my truck and boat to back down the ramp, the guys who's boats were pulled up at the ramp and in the way quickly jumped in their boats and shoved off making room for me to back up. Then as I pulled out after launching, 2 trucks parked right in front pulled away giving me room to park my own truck and trailer right in the very first spot nearest the ramp. And in the dream I was still using my walking boot because of my ankle surgery and was actually helped by 2 strangers to get into my boat when I got to it.

As we pulled out of the ramp area I could see both up and down the river hundreds of boats everywhere. I decided that we should go way down river away from the crowds and fish the Freeland high banks area in one of my favorite deep holes. So we started down river at a slow trolling pace. And as we past the first boat the guy in it asked "Where ya headed Capt. Dan". "I'm headed down to the high banks I answered". "Why don't you jump up on plane, you'll get there a lot faster" he answered. I was shocked, but I did and like I usually do, I hugged close to the opposite bank of the river that people were not fishing to keep both my wake and my interuption to their fishing to a minimum. And as I passed them they were all smiling and waving at me instead of giving me the finger and shouting four letter words at me. It was unbelievable.

Now by this time and after that reaction, I should have realized this was a VERY BIG DREAM, but it went on. As we neared my favorite spot in the river, I could see many boats near it but nobody was actually fishing in it. So we positioned the boat and anchored. My very first cast was exactly where I wanted it and the THUMP that fallowed the tick (letting me know my jig had hit bottom) was awesome. What fallowed was walleye after walleye in the 8 to 10 pound range. All three of us were catching one after the other and laughing like little girls having a ball. Then right in the middle of reaching too net yet another 10 pounder of my buddies I got this God Awful pain in the crotch area, that put me right on the floor of my boat. I then instantly woke up to find my 5 month old lab pup (who now weighs 65 pounds) had jumped up on the bed and right in the middle of my business. So the day did end in about the way I thought the whole trip might have after all, a big pain.

Edited by walleye express 3/30/2008 9:50 AM
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walleye express
Posted 3/30/2008 12:31 PM (#67779 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: RE: The Dream.



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And I might add something else to this post in defense of what might be considered as simple ramp rage by some. When I fished for fun all those years it really didn't matter so much about the wait and the crowds of unprepared people. And if we got to fish in all my spots or caught our limit or not, that was fine to, as the numbers of fish caught has long been less of an issue for me. It was more about the just getting out that appealed to me. Thats not to say there were not some unavoidable episodes.

But when I started to guide people paying me good money, I started worrying more about their time spent waiting, finding good spots to fish and catching them some fish to take home without arguing with others over stuff that would have simply been silly if I was fishing for myself, somehow became an issue. So taking clients now after the innitial opening weekend madness (for me) is best for eveyone all around.

Edited by walleye express 3/30/2008 12:36 PM
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Dr Feelgood
Posted 3/30/2008 8:07 PM (#67786 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: RE: The Dream.


Dude, lay off the painkillers...whoa.
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walleye express
Posted 3/31/2008 9:05 AM (#67805 - in reply to #67786)
Subject: RE: The Dream.



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Ahhhh, too be young and mentally sterile again. When just being able to read words was never a prerequisite to understanding their true meaning or the lessons they taught.
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bradley894
Posted 3/31/2008 10:31 AM (#67815 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: Re: The Dream.


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captian Dan that was a great dream! i tell ya one thing... if i saw you pull up at the ramp , id have shuffled you out of your truck, gave you a cauple sammaches and my custard filled sugar covered bag of doenuts... then i woulda backed your truck in , warmed up the boat parked the truck , pd. your launch fee,(for the year) sent you on your way with a smile!!!!!!!!!!! DREAM maybe but your famus to me... dont let these guys crush your dream... like your pup did to your manhood... if i ever see you on the river ill make sure to flip you off... (with a smile though)
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walleye express
Posted 3/31/2008 10:35 AM (#67816 - in reply to #67815)
Subject: Re: The Dream.



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Bradley.


Just one of you my friend makes up for 100 Dr Feelgoods.
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B,JAY
Posted 3/31/2008 11:16 AM (#67819 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: RE: The Dream.


LAST SUMMER I WAS LAUNCHING MY BOAT AND HERE COMMES A GUY AND HIS SWEETIE WITH A 22FT. PONTOON. THEY BACKED IT UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY VAN AND PROCEEDED TO TAKE THE COVER OFF AND PREPARE FOR A DAY ON THE LAKE. MEAN WHILE MY PARTNER IS TRYING TO GET OUT BUT WAS PIN IN WITH THIS IDIOTS PONTOON. BY THIS TIME THE LANDING WAS REALLY STARTING TO FILL UP WITH MORE BOATERS WANTING TO GET OUT. I TOLD THE PEOPLE IN A NICE MANNER TO PLEASE PULL OUT AND GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LANDING BUT THAT FELL ON DEF EARS. THEN CAME THE CALVERY !!! AFTER ANOTHER 20 OR SO MINUTES OF WAITNG THE OTHER BOATERS STARTED IN ON THEM AND THEY MOVED. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WAS ALL SAID BUT I DO KNOW IT WAS LOUD. I'VE OFTEN TOLD PEOPLE IF YOU WANT TO BE ON "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST VIDEO'S" JUST SPEND A WEEKEND AT THE LAUNCH WITH YOUR VIDEO CAMERA.
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bradley894
Posted 3/31/2008 11:26 AM (#67820 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: Re: The Dream.


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hey id DR feelgood is a MOttly CRue fan he cant be all that bad..... theres a lot to your dream story i can find famialar ground with... i get a little nuts with my comments and thaughts once in a wile as many can attest... my dog stepped on my bag last night to wile i was talkin fishing on the phone with my buddy gordy.... ive had days on the river in my favorite honey hole pulling up between 4 boats and putting on a clinic until we giggled like school girls wile the boats around us caught one or two fish every half hour.... boat launch mess , ya been there.... caused it once or twice... and i cant remember getting flipped off ............. maybe im not looking hard enuff.... good fishing... ice is out in wisconsin if not now it will be in a week... already hit the wisconsin river and had a great day... im packing in the ice gear... and found a golf course open and played 9 holes with my son yesterday neer Green Bay... its all good... tight lines! BRAD
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Shep
Posted 3/31/2008 1:39 PM (#67826 - in reply to #67819)
Subject: RE: The Dream.



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B,JAY - 3/31/2008 11:16 AM

LAST SUMMER I WAS LAUNCHING MY BOAT AND HERE COMMES A GUY AND HIS SWEETIE WITH A 22FT. PONTOON. THEY BACKED IT UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY VAN AND PROCEEDED TO TAKE THE COVER OFF AND PREPARE FOR A DAY ON THE LAKE. MEAN WHILE MY PARTNER IS TRYING TO GET OUT BUT WAS PIN IN WITH THIS IDIOTS PONTOON. BY THIS TIME THE LANDING WAS REALLY STARTING TO FILL UP WITH MORE BOATERS WANTING TO GET OUT. I TOLD THE PEOPLE IN A NICE MANNER TO PLEASE PULL OUT AND GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LANDING BUT THAT FELL ON DEF EARS. THEN CAME THE CALVERY !!! AFTER ANOTHER 20 OR SO MINUTES OF WAITNG THE OTHER BOATERS STARTED IN ON THEM AND THEY MOVED. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WAS ALL SAID BUT I DO KNOW IT WAS LOUD. I'VE OFTEN TOLD PEOPLE IF YOU WANT TO BE ON "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST VIDEO'S" JUST SPEND A WEEKEND AT THE LAUNCH WITH YOUR VIDEO CAMERA.


What did the sweetie look like? If a real hotty, I could sit and watch that for a while!

Edited by Shep 3/31/2008 1:40 PM
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bradley894
Posted 3/31/2008 3:12 PM (#67837 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: Re: The Dream.


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oh ya ,, SHEP is like one of those 13 inch males swimming around at the dam..... he doesnt know why he is sposta be there? not much going on yet , .... but still he is going to wait it out and sooner or later the pretty girls will show up.... as for me im a bit washed up.... you will find me down river out of the current and anchord in the same hole as always.... just cant run the river like i usta.... oh well... sad part is i think shep is older than me ... i dont know...
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Sunshine
Posted 3/31/2008 4:11 PM (#67843 - in reply to #67805)
Subject: RE: The Dream.



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walleye express - 3/31/2008 9:05 AM Ahhhh, too be young and mentally sterile again. When just being able to read words was never a prerequisite to understanding their true meaning or the lessons they taught. :-)

 

That is absolutely hilarious!!!  Too bad few understood the meaning of this too !!

 

Dan you crack me up. 

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B.JAY
Posted 3/31/2008 7:40 PM (#67856 - in reply to #67775)
Subject: RE: The Dream.


YEA SHEP, SHE WAS A HOTTIE. BUT SHE NEW IT AND SHE FLONTED IT. I'D RATHER BE OUT CATCHING WALLEYS.
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walleye express
Posted 4/1/2008 8:34 AM (#67874 - in reply to #67843)
Subject: RE: The Dream.



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Sunshine - 3/31/2008 5:11 PM

walleye express - 3/31/2008 9:05 AM Ahhhh, too be young and mentally sterile again. When just being able to read words was never a prerequisite to understanding their true meaning or the lessons they taught. :-)

 

That is absolutely hilarious!!!  Too bad few understood the meaning of this too !!

 

Dan you crack me up. 





It's called "talking up to people" Dennis versus talking down, using blatant insults. You get both your jab and your own point across, but it draws less fire from the trouble makers who don't really grasp what your saying.

Edited by walleye express 4/1/2008 8:40 AM
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