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| Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the
> devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
> in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves
> around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you
> doing? Isn't it hot enough? for you?"
>
> Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern
> Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're
> just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya
> know."
>
> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable
> enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he
> stops in again and there they are, still dressed in
> parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again,
> "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
>
> Again,Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you
> yesterday, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of
> snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
> to warm up a little bit, ya know."
>
> this gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides
> to fix the two guys.
>
> He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The
> people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops
> by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds
> them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and
> drinking beer.
>
> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in
> abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying
> yourself."
>
> The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't
> get too much warm weather up dere in International
> Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
> weathers this nice."
>
> The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see
> straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The
> two guys love the heat because they have been cold all
> their lives.
>
> The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
> The next morning, the temperature is below zero,
> icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering
> so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash
> their teeth.
>
> The devil smiles and heads for the room with the
> two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in
> their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are
> jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming
> like mad men.
>
> The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I
> turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold
> and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"
>
> Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell,
> don't ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da
> Vikings won da Super Bowl."
A little humor for all my friends to the east.
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