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| LOL!!
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Location: Manitowoc, WI | This thread was especially for you Jack!!! I knew you would like it!!! |
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| Jerry, you might get a laugh out of this one.
http://www.purplepride.org/jokes/imagedisplay.cfm?imagename=LetsGov...  |
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| I want to make sure we keep this thread on the topic of fishing, so I offer this little fishing story.
On a tour of Minnesota, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit Lake Superior on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Pope mobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing a Green Bay football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 12 foot sturgeon.
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Viking football jerseys roared into view from around the point.
Spontaneously, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the sturgeon' ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Wisconsin man from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the fish to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead sturgeon and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore.
It was the Pope and he summoned them to the beach. After they reached shore, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and sid, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of Wisconsin and Minnesota, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truy enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other states could follow." He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.
As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?"
"That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom.
"Well," the harpooner replied, "he knows nothing about Sturgeon fishing. "Is the bait holding up or do we need to get another one?" |
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Location: Manitowoc, WI | Yes, I have the same picture except the little boy is a Packer fan and he's giving the finger to the Bears.....gotta love regional humor!!!
I like yours too, and I'm in the process of cutting and pasting it to an email...of course, I will change the names and states around to make it sound better....;)
Edited by jerry 11/4/2004 11:20 PM
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| Thats cool. Hope we can hook up when I get over there.
Time for me to turn in,
Later Bud. |
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| Thats cruel, but justified from a cheezehead. |
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| Geez, I just sat down and figured out how much this trip to Lambeau is going to cost me!! 
Ticket $200
Cocktails at Best Western, Stadium Bar, Anduzzi's $30
Chris Hovan Jersey (Authentic and signed) $250
2 beers and 2 hot dogs $23
2 more beers and hot dogs $23
2 more beers to replace the ones I drop when Moss catches his 1st TD $15
Dry cleaning bill after I spill those last 2 beers on my jersey
after Moss catches his 2nd TD $10
4 more beers $30
Doctors office call after I get punched in the nose by some drunk guy wearing
a green shirt and wearing a piece of cheese on his head $75
Watching the Vikings win in Lambeau next Sunday PRICELESS!!!
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Location: Manitowoc, WI | LOL.....you really are a dreamer!!!!! |
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Location: Green Bay, WI | Jack,
I think should really consider a career change. You are a great writer!!! I see you specialize in fiction!!! I hope we can hook up for lunch on Monday? I will give you a call Thursday or Friday.
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Location: Appleton wi | Jerry that website is great ! Got some viqueen fans friends that will hate it !lol Go Colts !!!!!!! |
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| So these three guys are walking down the beach on vacation one day. One is a Bears fan, one is a Packers fan, and one is a Viking fan. They come across this wierd looking bottle in the sand, and one of the men pick'ed it up and a genie pops out of the bottle and tells the three guys "You can have three wishes, that's one for each of you.".
Well the Bears fan speaks up right away and says, "My dad was a farmer, I'm a farmer, and my son will be a farmer! I want all the land in Illinois to be fertile forever so we can always grow good crops." The genie said "That's good", and POOF, all the land in Illinois became fertile for all eternity.
Next, the Packer fan, who was totally amazed by what he was seeing, spoke up and said, " I want a wall all the way around my fair state of Wisconsin to keep all the other fishermen and Bear and Viking fans out of my state." The genie says fine, and POOF, there is a wall all the way around the state of Wisconsin. Needless to say, this guy really felt good about this.
Next the genie turned to the last man, the Viking fan, and patiently waited for his request. After a couple seconds while scratching his chin, the Viking fan spoke up to the genie and said, "Tell me more about that WALL." To which the genie replys, "It is 150 feet high, and 50 feet wide, and it goes all the way around the state of Wisconsin. NOTHING will ever get in or out of there."
The Viking fan smiled and then said to the genie, "Fill it up with water!!!"
Tune in tomarrow for another one!
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | Jack buddy......
Remember I have tickets to the game too.......If your nasal fracture needs attention, I'll be happy to reduce it at no charge in the parking lot!!!!!!!!! After you put on the cheesehead!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | By the way......I will not have access to anesthesia for you, so add a few extra beers for adequate "pain control" |
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| Thanks Tom,
Its nice to know that the Hypocratic oath has no limits due to football loyalties!! |
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| Geez, kinda quiet on this thread today. I thought about it all day today, and all night at work!
I run a restaurant when I'm not out beating up the walleyes, and through time I have learned, it is a good idea to help our customers out when ever we can. That is why we have two signs above each urinal in our public restrooms.
The first sign we put up for all our Iowa customers, it says, "Please,....Don't eat the big green mint in front of you!!"
The second sign says, "We aim to please, so you aim TOO please!!"
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | Jack, Jack, Jack............Can we say 38-14?????? Never mess with a Badger!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Tom,
I'm surprised the Badgers were held to only 38 points. Iowa is going to bury us also.
Wisconsin-V-USC for the National Title this year!
But, what happened to your hockey team????? SWEPT AWAY!!
P.S. You've got mail!
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| As long as I'm here,
What do the 2004 Packers and a hunter in the woods without a gun have in common?
Niether one can stop the Bears!!! |
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | The cheerleaders played the 2nd half......Also Erasmus James never played.....Good game for the 2nd and 3rd stringers........By the way, where is the mail, my home, office, here or the other place???? |
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| I clicked your addy from your profile here.
Seems I have trouble emailing folks when I click on the addy's with their profiles.
I'll resend using my outlook express and by pass WF.
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | Jack....
You have mail........ |
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Location: Oshkosh, WI | Jack-
Your lines are funny, but did you really pay that much for a Hovan jersey? I think you got ripped (they are $15 on ebay). Three things are certain in life- death, taxes and the Vikings choking. Pack will be leading division after next week and they Vikes are starting the yearly fall. I must also add that you will have beer spilled on you for #84 scoring TD's, although it will be the guy behind you because Javon Walker is going to light your D up. The axe is home and the Pack is back.
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Location: Oshkosh, WI | Oh and while I am here, Go Colts!! Talk to you tomorrow so we can recap the game!! |
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